You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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