I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
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my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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