Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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