Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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