I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
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I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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