Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Sex in the backyard? Check.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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