you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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