Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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