i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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