But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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