Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
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I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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