i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
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when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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