Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
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For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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