So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
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Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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