you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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