some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
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just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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