Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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