I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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