something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I did not marry a roomba.
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