if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
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