And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
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Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
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This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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