the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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