I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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