I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
