How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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