She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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