If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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