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i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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