Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
kristin has been a bad kristin
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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