i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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