Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
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and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
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My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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