But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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