My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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