i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
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All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
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I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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