Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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