Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
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I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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