he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
did you just send me my own nude
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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