so explain again why im purple
no
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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