Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
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She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
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It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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