My nipple is on Facebook.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
