is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i barfeds in our rink
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
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You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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