You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Randomize
