real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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