went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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