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say what?
wanna hang out?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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