You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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