I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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