No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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