I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Come on in and take your pants off
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