Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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