Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
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you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
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Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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