Me too!
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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