I love black thongs
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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