I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
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Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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