my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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